Various things and words | 26 They/Them
i did not make this picture. i thought of the joke, and googled it, and there it was (this is the link)
i’ve come to terms with the fact that i can’t come up with original jokes anymore so instead i’m just enjoying google as this weird machine that turns any shitty puns i can think of into instant finished jpegs
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#jerry seinfeld
meet cute prompt
these two people just constantly rotating groundhogs between Germantown and Sugarloaf for years
wow these groundhogs just keep looking the same but slightly older
ALTlittle ghoul
like if you would cup them gently in your hands, reblog if you would support little ghoul's toxic noise band
reblog twice if you would go to their live show and throw bottles at the stage
Anon hate from the late 1800’s.
What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.
i will gleefully reblog this every time i see it
oh hey its the post i based this off of
reading where are your boys tonight and i cannot stop thinking about way bros early house show encounters
reviewing my DBT worksheets for homework & something about the way this bit is formatted is so fucking funny
